John Lennon collaborating with Eric Clapton, Keith Richards, and Mitch Mitchell

Judge Judy puts laughing woman in her place.

coconutmaplefigandpaperclips:

Alice In Wonderland (1903)The first-ever film version of Lewis Carroll’s tale.

coconutmaplefigandpaperclips:

Alice In Wonderland (1903)

The first-ever film version of Lewis Carroll’s tale.

schmoyoho:

ishallsustainamassiveerection:

stellavee:

quotetherobot:

So my senior friends wanted to do one thing before they graduated…

omg

I have watched this 15 times and I need more

as a drummer, i can confirm that this is how we spend free time

nevver:

1. netflixroulette.net — Find something random to watch on Netflix.
2. pintsinthesun.co.uk — Find somewhere to drink a pint in the sun.
3. gfycat.com — Upload your gifs.
4. youconvertit.com — Convert documents.
5. ninite.com — Download all the free software you want at the…

idontcareforgob:

officialgarrusvakarian:

we-are-star-stuff:

zerostatereflex:

An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

An octopus in Germany was annoyed by a bright light shining into his tank, so he climbed up over the rim and squirted water at it to short it

Fuckin’ octopuses, man. 

bitchesaloud:

is this what an orgy looks like

I went to highschool with that blonde chick.  Looks like she’s pretty successful now….

bitchesaloud:

is this what an orgy looks like

I went to highschool with that blonde chick.  Looks like she’s pretty successful now….