nixxies:

sometimes i forget that dogs are animals descended from scary ass wild beasts that hunt and kill and shit like

my pug just farted so loud she scared herself and had to be cuddled until she stopped crying like how did this happen

When I get lonely these days, I think: So BE lonely. Learn your way around loneliness. Make a map of it. Sit with it, for once in your life. Welcome to the human experience. But never again use another person’s body or emotions as a scratching post for your own unfulfilled yearnings.
Elizabeth Gilbert 
dqdbpb:

Optical Camouflage using Retro-reflective Projection Technology (RPT) developed in 1998 at the University of Tokyo.

dqdbpb:

Optical Camouflage using Retro-reflective Projection Technology (RPT) developed in 1998 at the University of Tokyo.

pettyartist:

jetgreguar:

fishmad122:

paradisaic:

who is she?

Rockin body

i’d never take her for granite 

She’s got a gnice tan goin’ on there.

pettyartist:

jetgreguar:

fishmad122:

paradisaic:

who is she?

Rockin body

i’d never take her for granite 

She’s got a gnice tan goin’ on there.

frog-and-toad-are-friends:

stars-and-storybooks:

I love this joke cause you can literally use it with whatever they say
If they say yeah sure then “that’s the spirit!!!”
But then if they say I really don’t then this…

that’s great and all but I’m pretty sure that’s Ted Bundy